Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

vogan~2

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5’5" 183lbs imo

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5’4 230

Don’t forget to add ~5 lbs for his italian sausage

He should really consider a reverse mortgage

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Lol, how does a reverse mortgage work out if you go to prison?

They convert the payments into cartons of cigarettes

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can get past the fact that it was once raided by the FBI.

I’m such a hater I would love to have this place! People pay a premium to say they owned Jennifer Anniston or Tom Brady’s house, why not this? If I bought this apartment I’d have a fake FBI raid airsoft gun shootout in tactical gear the first night.

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https://t.co/l6JUakyeFp

New Willis filing in Federal Court just dropped

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Do they do height and weight on the honor system in Fulton County?

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5’9 180 rofl, just dismiss all the cases now, the justice system failed us again

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Maybe he surrendered on the moon?

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Like based on that picture, assuming he’s 5’9, I’d set the line at 210 and mash over.

A BMI of 26.6 has got to put America’s mayor in the upper echelon of older American men healthwise. Is it too early to start thinking of 2028?

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