Donakd Trump 2.2: Trump’s in the Pedo Files

Sadly no. Conversion therapy Pete would be poison. Both sides would hate him.

Straight Pete might have been on his second term now.

OTOH, Pete may have what it takes to make the non-hetero breakthrough like Obama did for non-white. Running against JDV is real juicy, but I don’t like taking the chance. If there is a next one, blue team really, really needs to win,

Nah, Dems would have still found a way to lose.

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if i’d never been to the US before i’d book a flight now. it will probably be gone by 2026

This was my theory when I visited the USSR in 1989 and I was right!

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I thought we were both proud members of Team OMalley would’ve won

Just wait, gonna back in the USSR soon.

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I’m glad I visited Russia when I could w/o fear of becoming a political bargaining chip.

Wish I’d visited Venezuela before things went downhill.

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they actually both signed a minerals deal now. I mean this is potus and he is lucy with the football to charlie brown but apparently this happened and everybody signed it. I guess.

https://www.axios.com/2025/04/30/trump-white-house-drudge-style-website-launch

meanwhile senate voted a tie with two supporters absent to kill the tariffs (a dem and mitch were out) and thune immediately brought up to vote to kill the resolution and that passed with vance the tiebreaking vote.

good job protecting potus there thune.

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Trump pardons have erased 1 billion dollars worth of restitution.

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if you didn’t notice, they had gulf of america hats in front of everyone at the cabinet meeting, only musk wore his (who supposedly and hopefully is leaving)

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Michigan Trump Voters singing his praises.

#nopainnogain

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what rainbow requires you to go through fire first

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Bri: oh my god. Did you see Elon’s hat?

Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.

Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

Vincent: what the hell even is it?

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Nutlick has the 2nd most punchable face in the admin after Miller

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“He’s just a very funny man”

Imagine thinking that.

I guess compared to JD Vance and Elon Musk, he’s George Fucking Carlin, but seriously he’s easily sub 10th percentile for funniness.

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I’ve heard a lot of his supporters say He’s SO funny.

For some reason nature thought it’d be hilarious to make some people like that.

Warning, this clip involves hearing the voices of both Stephen A Smith and Donald Trump.