Donakd Trump 2.2: Fuck You, Pay Me

Wait what?

Damn, I am pissed about this. I do my taxes by mail. I vote by mail. So I really don’t know how I’m really going to do either of those things for the time being. I guess I could travel to Slovakia and mail my forms, turn it into a holiday or something. But man Slovakia sucks.

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Nuke Nuuk

Newark to Nuuk? Nope

Yeah I thought it was a bit excessive too. When I told him that I would be travelling internationally back to America while recovering, it probably prompted that prescription. Was annoyed that he didn’t bother prescribing ones taken orally. Got a box full of syringes to inject around my navel instead.

Maybe we should just stop electing old people who need blood thinners, show signs of dementia, or can’t shake hands without bruising?

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Is it all mail suspended or just packages?

Deadly? Im sorry, I said “deli.” I was assaulted by a deli weapon.

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Maybe, but I don’t think the blood thinners or dementia are really part of the problem. Maybe USA shouldn’t elect people who were taking out full page ads calling for executing innocent black kids 36 years ago when he was 43.

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This would leave no republicans to run! :zany_face:

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not a doctor, but like to make diagnoses and it makes sense that areas exposed to trauma are more likely to suffer clotting during flight.

More likely? Sure. High enough risk to preemptively treat? Never heard of anyone doing that.

The thing is that treating a leg dvt is mostly a preventative matter. We don’t care too much about clots in the leg, it’s that they can break off and go to the lungs and cause real problems.

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Someone should ask Trump if he has a plan to stop school shootings once the museums are fixed.

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Sadly, they’re going to have very clear talking points on how they’re going to solve school shootings, and that’s going to be no more “transgender for everyone”.

Driving through Illinois right now. Tons of windmills. I can’t see the goddamn fucking plains. Fuck this.

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The Department of Homeland Security is now barring states and volunteer groups that receive government funds from helping undocumented immigrants, according to a Washington Post analysis of updated guidelines and interviews with Federal Emergency Management Agency employees. The new rules also require groups to cooperate with immigration officials and enforcement operations.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025/08/27/dhs-fema-undocumented-immigrants-aid-groups-grants/

How are you supposed to determine citizenship after a disaster?

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Please keep your eyes on the road - I don’t want you to drive into one of those things.

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