Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

Batman

Napoleon Dynamite?

No

1 Like

FedEx delivers a package

Castaway?

Fisherman rapes an amnesiac.

Got it

Local schoolteacher is fined $100.

LOL, wow, nice one! I was like awwww hell no.

1 Like

Last one

Guy moves back to New Jersey because his mom died.

Garden State

1 Like

A young man goes to pieces and then is able to pull himself together again.

Anyone?

BTW

The Hangover

1 Like

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

7 Likes

Terminator 2?

Last one:

Everyone in Los Angeles is racist

1 Like

Crash

1 Like

Winnah!

3 Likes

Guy donates organs to strangers

1 Like

OMG. I’m a dunce. I’ve been chewing on this one for like 10 minutes and it’s one of my favorite comedies.

Seven pounds?