Batman
Napoleon Dynamite?
No
FedEx delivers a package
Castaway?
Fisherman rapes an amnesiac.
Got it
Local schoolteacher is fined $100.
LOL, wow, nice one! I was like awwww hell no.
Last one
Guy moves back to New Jersey because his mom died.
Garden State
A young man goes to pieces and then is able to pull himself together again.
Anyone?
BTW
The Hangover
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
Terminator 2?
Last one:
Everyone in Los Angeles is racist
Crash
Winnah!
Guy donates organs to strangers
OMG. I’m a dunce. I’ve been chewing on this one for like 10 minutes and it’s one of my favorite comedies.
Seven pounds?