Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

[Jalfrezi]

Car driver rescues teenage girl.

[superuberbob]

Taxi Driver?

Next:

Group of strangers crawl together as one

[outdrawed]

Human centipede

[CanadaMatt3004]

Die hard?

[outdrawed]

@outdrawed

British man travels the world. Reunites with friend he hasn’t seen in nine years

Man partakes in various thrill seeking activities, including bungee jumping and skydiving, all before the title card

[outdrawed]

Not mine, saw it on Facebook

Girl ruins her sister’s chance to be on tv

[sumey]

Nope

[Twist]

Goldeneye?

[NotBruceZ]

Here are most of the ones that haven’t been guessed correctly yet, I think.

@00cooler00

Janitor draws on a chalkboard.

@Smacc_25

3 morons through the ages

@NotBruceZ

Farmboy chases a higher education, but runs away from his schooling to meet up with his friends.

Wrong guesses: Star Wars, Stand By Me

@chupacabre

Botanist forced to hang out with children. Decides to return to his house.

@zikzak

Englishman visits Aqaba and Damascus.

@King_of_NY

philosophical debate between free will and determinism with a Lexus product placement

@RiskyFlush

History teacher takes random vacations

@FuncrusherPlus

A middle aged bureaucrat takes a friend and her child to the doctor.

@superuberbob

Directionless 20-something has life experience

Wrong guess: Batman

@anon29622970

@anon29622970

Aging celebrity finds out he has a son.
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He then teams up with his son

They go on a trip together.

Wrong guesses: Empire Strikes Back, Forrest Gump

@Lawnmower_Man

Idiots roller skate in Wyoming for nearly four motherfucking hours.

@RiskyFlush

An inescapable space library holds the key to saving humanity

@Lawnmower_Man

Runaway teen’s car breaks down while fleeing to Florida, but she’s helped by a traveling couple who offer her work.

@Koss

Guys start small company with poor business model, have some minor success, but the business ultimately fails.

@R.C

@R.C

Local Youths Embroiled in Ownership Rights Dispute

The rights dispute is over an intellectual property, not the orphanage or breakdance studio or whatever evil capitalist villains in 80s movies usually tried to close.

@R.C

@R.C

Local man receives education to prepare for entering the business world

I suppose a more technically accurate term might be “re-certifies his education.”

@NotBruceZ

Party crashers try to ruin a meticulously planned reunion, but are stymied by the guy who came out of retirement to help plan the event.

Wrong guess: One of the Matrix sequels

@DodgerIrish

@DodgerIrish

Man has difficult falling out with his adopted family.

Infamous Oscar snub.

Wrong guesses: There Will Be Blood, Hellboy, Star Wars

@DodgerIrish

@DodgerIrish

Man struggles with the ramifications from an opportunistic discovery and the choices made therein.

Based on a novel.

Wrong guesses: There Will Be Blood, Jumanji, Evil Dead

@R.C

Bank Clerk Finds Confidence At Night

@DodgerIrish

Despite an accident rendering him no longer able to perform, man fines redemption through an unexpected pupil.

@Jalfrezi

Thief steals mask, daughter in law leaves

@EmpireMan

old dudes get what they deserve, or maybe not, and who cares?

@Jalfrezi

Man takes a boat to visit co-worker.

Wrong guess: The Meg

@sumey

A man convinces a cop he can’t shoot straight.

Unverified guess: Die Hard

@Jalfrezi

Man and woman regret getting together over a song.

@Jalfrezi

Car driver rescues teenage girl.

Unverified guess: Taxi Driver

@outdrawed

@outdrawed

British man travels the world. Reunites with friend he hasn’t seen in nine years

Wrong guess: Goldeneye

Man partakes in various thrill seeking activities, including bungee jumping and skydiving, all before the title card

@outdrawed

Girl ruins her sister’s chance to be on tv

[Jalfrezi]

@DodgerIrish

Man has difficult falling out with his adopted family.

Goodfellas

[Twist]

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

[Jalfrezi]

Old man, old car, new attitude.

[Twist]

Lawrence of Arabia

[AllTheCheese]

Good Will Hunting

[Jalfrezi]

@Jalfrezi

Thief steals mask, daughter in law leaves

Centuries ago women steal for food, but a mask comes between them.

[Jalfrezi]

@Jalfrezi

Old man, old car, new attitude.

will hopefully lead someone to the answer to this one

@Jalfrezi

Man and woman regret getting together over a song.

[Jalfrezi]

@Jalfrezi

Man takes a boat to visit co-worker.

Needs a little lateral thought.

[Twist]

Shutter Island? (probably not)
The Lighthouse?

[Jalfrezi]

No

[Twist]

I think I’ve seen this one, but I can’t for the life of me remember the name. Black and white, feudal Japan. Gah.