Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

Die Hard on a boat.

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Speed 2: The Boat That Wouldn’t Slow Down

Are these both There Will Be Blood?

Oh I’m sorry, we were looking for Under Siege.

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Jumanji?

Was totally prepped to say, Oh I’m sorry we were looking for Speed II.

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I suppose a more technically accurate term might be “re-certifies his education.”

Negative.

Evil Dead?

Bank Clerk Finds Confidence At Night

Despite an accident rendering him no longer able to perform, man fines redemption through an unexpected pupil.

Based on a novel.

Hellboy?

Infamous Oscar snub.

Star Wars?

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No one solved this, really think it should be solveable

The House That Jack Built

Star Wars is going to be the lupus of this thread.

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Adopted man leaves his family, goes out to seek his fortune and having won and lost it he returns and is happy.

Cheated a little bit, but The Nightmare before Christmas?

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