Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

Star Wars

Never Been Kissed?

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Zodiac

Nope.

Former domestic terroristā€™s recreational routine interrupted by name mixup

Iā€™m just going to keep answering Star Wars until Iā€™m right eventually.

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nope

no

hint: I love this movie and it has a shocking number of Serious Actors in it, but it is the rare film where the actual events might be better publicized than the film. AKA it was a huge bomb.

canā€™t be Spotlight then

hmm

Shattered Glass

Or

The Pelican Brief

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Richard Jewell?

Top operator comes out of retirement, makes peace with dead wife, gets revenge on guy who made fun of his Miata

MacGruber

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The Jungle Book.

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I thought it might take forever if I didnā€™t mention the Miata. Also, ā€œmakes peaceā€ is definitely a euphemism here.

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An important person kidnaps the kid because he think the kid knows a secret.

Nice. Hint was not needed.

Shattered Glass is the rare example of a reverse composite character, where Jonathan Chaitā€™s friendship with Steven Glass was deemed too sycophantic and unrealistic. So instead of OK letā€™s take all these hero copsā€™ exploits and assign them all to Marky Mark, we have to split up Chaitā€™s friendship to Glass and give it to Chloe Sevinge and Melanie Lynskey.

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Obviously a decision not made by anyone familiar with Chait.

A tycoon expresses his anger at subordinates in an odd way: by painting them.