Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

Shining

Dogma?

I did this on Twitter a couple days ago, I think only one person got mine:

Local Youths Embroiled in Ownership Rights Dispute

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Better off dead?

Boyz in the Hood or one of it’s bretheren: Juice, New Jack City, etc

No, and no; I mean, this description could easily apply to a couple dozen films.

Goonies

Nope, was the wrong path I was going towards

Boogie Nights

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Disgraced former Olympian return two decades later as a coach and fails miserably

U-turn

Former prodigy seeks redemption with the help of a member of the local Amish community.

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Overly competent cop moves to boring small town

Kingpin

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Kindergarten Cop

Nope

Cool runnings

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Hot fuzz

Bingo

Pig farmer gets side job.