Democratic Primary Debates

Derpy Pete: biggest misconception about me is that I’m not a huge Derp

Every bet I win on Predictit I ship $27 over to Bernard… Seems only right. Thanks Tom Steyer for speaking like 6 minutes and thanks @anon38180840 for the bet. Here you go Bernie!

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Aw god, Pete’s favorite quotation is gonna be in a foreign language, isn’t it.

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Pete: My biggest weakness is my hard work ethic and honestly.

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My god Bloomberg is so bad at this

“Tengo El Gato, Los pantalones”

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Lol that sycophantic mod laughing at Bloom’s “joke”

Lol bloomberg is the least charismatic person on Earth.

Lolllllllll they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

CBS

Even some of the moderators have left early.

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Bloomberg just QUOTED HIMSELF as his favorite quotation.

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Mod wants it closed… Noooo says the other.

The Bernie take down wasnt good enough so we’re going into OT

They weren’t ready for Bloomberg to use only 20 seconds of his 1:15.

Serious ignorant question - are the debates mandatory for candidates? I’m sure Bloomberg would do better if he just said ‘nah im too rich for this’ and not show up.

Colbert coming on live after the debate. I’m guessing he has the complete opposite view in how to judge Biden’s performance.

A wealthy man once told me “women sign NDAs voluntarily; it’s consensual ok?”

https://mobile.twitter.com/XochitlHinojosa/status/1232495652967346176

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Try to imagine Bloomberg as not being a rich guy.

It’s a fun game

He reminds me of a few wierdos I’ve met in life, specifically this odd guy that would rent 80s cartoons when I worked at a video store.

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Steyer used 10 seconds.