Democratic Primary Debates

Joe’s new campaign slogan of “I’m probably gonna lose”. Is he secretly trying to lose but his wife won’t let him drop out yet?

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SHOTS BY PETE AT SANDERS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Pete about to get ethered

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I can’t wait for GOPete to be put back in his place over the next few states

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questions aren’t bad so far

pete v bernie buckle the fuck up

[everyone else]: I heard a rumor you said something terrible
[Bernie]: literally just responds with facts

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Obviously I’m hopelessly biased but how could anyone not like Bernie?

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Bernie is fired up

bernie gonna start waving that finger and shaking his head on the side panel any minute now

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Not putting Bernie and Pete next to each other was a major mistake.

WTF is Joe doing in the dead center?

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Making corporations and the wealthy pay their fair share…to my campaign

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“galvanize and energize, not polarize”

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HOW

WILL

YOU

PAY

FOR

IT

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HOW WILL WE PAY FOR IT

DRINK

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How will you pay for it?

FREE SPACE!

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Pete wants to double union participation! That’ll get it up to around 20%

Joe is on all the benzodiazepines

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LMAO “14% tax on withholding”