Democratic Primary Debates

Amy would have been an elite character on the office

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Can Klob’s easygoing relatable asides by any less easygoing and relatable?

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Have any of you ever been at a live taping for something like this? I’m cackling when I think about a producer coming out to work the crowd into a frenzy when they come back from commercial break.

Beto gets threatened by some random Texas state legislator we’ve never heard of on Twitter in 3…2…

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This deserved more love.

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Great generals who wouldn’t miss a chance to bad mouth Obama, but won’t say a negative word about tRUmp.

Pssshhhh

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“Congressman, you say that you’re in favor of a mandatory income tax for all citizens, but you will not, quote ‘send police officers door to door collecting money with a dollar sign bag’ - how, then, will you enforce your income tax?”

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You’re talking about Under the Dome aren’t you? 700 pages in, and I was like motherfucker this is going to be aliens I just fucking know it.

jesus AC this is a dumb question

substitute “joint” for “gun” and just see how dumb it is

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Holy shit, Beto just referenced that Kent State AR-15 Instagram thot.

Beta cucked by Pete!

Mayor GOPete, you recently used a Republican talking point on gun control, would you like to introduce it into the debate here tonight?

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“You are in favor of the prohibition of drugs, and yet against random cavity searches in public schools. How will you get the drugs off of the streets if you don’t even know which cavities they’re stored in?”

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Before Amy does anything, she asks herself, “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, she does that thing

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omg beto you’re not even prepared to debate this ultranerd

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1184278591183507456

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mayo pete is going to invent a time machine and get the guns in the past

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Yes. But you could have named any number of his books and been correct. He’s been in love with “BUT IT WAS ALIENS” since Tommyknockers.

Fight

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I don’t even understand what these two Freds are arguing about

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