Democratic Primaries 2020 - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

These are terrible trolls. Like “Trump eats burned steak”. BOOM! GOT HIM.

https://twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/status/1230934488320008193

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Worry not, I’ll do my part and vote Bernie in the primary.

I want to see the cage match between the two dudes with the craziest hair in politics.

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https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1230941061931028480

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https://twitter.com/JohnDelaney/status/1230825500995674112

What? That sounds so much better

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Great. I’m sure someone working two jobs is worried about Bloomberg’s taste in steak. JFC who are these ads supposed to be for?

They’re supposed to be for the people who want someone to take on Trump, but all these political consultants got a English degree at Yale so haven’t seen an actual fight in their lives.

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I guess liberals are going to have to decide who they prefer, people who visited Jeffrey Epstein or Daniel Ortega.

Imagine the anxiety knowing you’ll die of an easily preventable disease because you can’t afford healthcare and being told tough shit because people with insurance don’t want change.

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Loooollllll me and Trolly tried to tell you guys

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The increase for conservatives pretty much sums up our political landscape.

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https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1230946790851194883

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“Blacks Rule”

Is a thing no black person would put in graffiti

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I love the Bernie is rich and doesn’t represent you thing. It’s like ok how about a 28 year old bartender who became the youngest woman elected to Congress? oh wait she’s done nothing can’t have that. I’ve decided these are Pete Buttigieg supporters lmao

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Also Pete Buttigieg supporters did this

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Wow ok I really though the Bloomberg gets nuked was a little overblown in the moment but -20 in one night after spending $400,000,000 is incredible.

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I wonder what it’s like to know that your personality is worth negative 400 million dollars.

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https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1230920932925071362

Just a common man living off the land, punching a card, and putting in the hours as best as he can

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https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1230957673920835585

here comes the rigging

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