Welcome to the Hotel Coronavirus
Such a lovely place (better cover your face)
Such a lovely place
Plenty of room at the Hotel Coronavirus
Any time of year (canât even wipe a tear)
Youâll get infected here
Fits the meter close enough!
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Heâs a tuff guy thatâs gonna brag about how it wasnât that bad for the rest of his life.
loled at âwe canât legally call them Happy Meals anymoreâ
I donât know why but itâs the âKnow what he dosent have⌠dandruffâ that gets me.
Itâs true though
Absurd fashion burdens are something women have inflicted on themselves. If yâall want pockets, add some. We wonât even notice the difference.
I take it youâve never asked your wife if you could temporarily store something in her purse. I only ask when I want someone to yell at me.
This is not entirely true. Women are not necessarily in charge of womenâs fashion, or at least not in charge of what is available to them in the store. Plus, there is a TON of shit baked into fashion from literally hundreds of years ago thatâs still there for no good reason. Menâs shirts have buttons on the right and holes on the left as youâre putting on your own shirt, because thatâs the natural orientation a right handed person would want them in. Many womenâs shirts have them backwards, because way back when ladies of status would have people dress them rather than dressing themselves. This hasnât been true even for most rich people for at least a century, but you can still find backwards buttons and zippers.
I found an amazing looking shirt at the thrift store in the late 90âs. Wore it to the bar, and full of confidence that is inspired by being dressed well, started chatting up a young lady. She smiled and asked me why I was wearing a womanâs shirt. Thatâs when I found out what buttons on the left side means.
I have North face boots 2 pairs that are ladies because of the slim fitting as my feet are skinny too.
I donât buy a lot of trainers because of this as there always too loose on my feet, Iâve found Adidas and NB suits my feet better than most.
Fortunately the boots are a generic colour and are about 20 years old 
All of my running shoes are womenâs shoes, they fit my feet better and Iâm not going to give myself plantar fascia pain because Iâm terrified of wearing girlâs shoes.