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ugh, mine needs a groomer so badly. We brush her, but she’s starting her spring molt, which is nearly impossible to keep up with, and her undercoat is going to be so matted 
Fortunately, her owners are not dumbasses who would try to cut her hair.
Meili says, “stay home, stay safe, and don’t shave double-coated dogs!”
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That’s satire, right?
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Who the fuck knows anymore! Is there even a difference? 
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To be fair, Steven King could have been so coked out of his mind when he wrote it that he has no idea what happens in the book.
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LMAO that’s amazing.
JFC praying mantises are badass.
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“One point deduction.”
LOL
Alright, so I need to buy a llama and about 100 praying mantises. EZ Game.
I object… 
Sooooooooooooo true.
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Makes you think
This is outstanding. Actual LOLs all the way through
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