COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

[MrWookie]

United States covid-19 plan MARCH:

SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

donald,

[suzzer99]

Dammit winifred! Not now!

[hokie]

A+ reference

[Fossilkid93]

@clovis8

Now more than ever we need to practice safe handshakes.

[eyebooger]

[beetlejuice]

Staying at Home - QUARANTINE TV SHOW

[Rugby]

Fucking do it. Suzzers idiot friend won’t feel bad. But this guy is a doctor.

[6ix]

the subtlety is beautiful:

https://twitter.com/mrmess/status/1241893099351216128

[6ix]

https://twitter.com/dlicj/status/1241839999932190721

https://twitter.com/pharmasean/status/1241860131115216896

[beetlejuice]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f5eb58b80deae4055ae89aa0f30a532e/ea1ce10e9b2aeb10-94/s540x810/6dc9e3ddfd38512d43169d44744adbd05517ea0e.gifv(image larger than 8 MB)

[6ix]

https://twitter.com/DCpierson/status/1241485558225850368

fun fact: Pierson was in a sketch troupe with Donald Glover called Derrickcomedy before Community and what not.

B-Boy Stance

[6ix]

the aquarium penguin vid to rule all aquarium penguin vids:

https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1239998469948858368

[6ix]

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238895135909236741

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238907396891619328

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238914477891784704

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239977287166001152

[6ix]

^^^ from audipenny’s quarantine journal

edit- yes i posted a dozen tweets she is good and now you agree

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1237422380227551232

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238147615104962561

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238273980030537728

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238619855646896129

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1238963518826659840

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239338577793708032

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239437817081516032

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239691942843150336

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239752859773632512

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1239771973640540162

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240029784559648769

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240137399830753282

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240161496371318784

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240355748325904384

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240684414381645826

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1240713371051147264

[RiskyFlush]

That username

[6ix]

veggietales confirmed radicalized

[6ix]

peeay theeat mee-an hees money

[6ix]

https://twitter.com/zellieimani/status/1242243052032360460

sheeit can’t get the gif to play inline

[Soulman]

[boredsocial]

Lol that’s going to go about as well for him as pleading with god to stop my parents from abusing me worked out for 10-12 year old me. The guy lived through some really bad times in his home country, he really should know better than to say this out loud lol.