COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1479875881757822979

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But I want to be able to see peoplesā€™ smiles.

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I really enjoyed seeing the CDC director make a statement approximately as heartless as Ebenezer Scrooge at the beginning of Act I on national TV. That was fucking great.

r/antiwork is right about everything sadly.

https://twitter.com/JT_Grindrod/status/1480284430723780609

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I still kinda canā€™t believe this was a thing.

Like somehow a woman who predicates herself on ā€œGetting through bad biases in dataā€ and an outlet that purports to be one of the few that still does journalism right with all the checking and editing and researchā€¦

Both managed to come to the conclusion that:

You know those places where a lot of people are in close contact with each other in equally large but different groups throughout the day? Those places that are infamous for spreading every single respiratory disease in modern humanity? Yeah those are still functioning the same as they ever have, but for some reason this airborne illness doesnā€™t live by the same rules as every single other one.

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But in their minds thatā€™s what makes it an Interesting Insight. As our sharpest minds on the forum have told us, the fact that they are Unconventional Thinkers proves they are smart. Smart people challenge norms so if someone is challenging norms then we know theyā€™re smart!

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Have these people ever met a child?

kid-lick

p.s. condolences as to your job loss

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Lost a job in March of 2020 but found one in October of 2020.

Was a joke (I thinkā€¦), my terrible NFL team fired our terrible coach named Zimmer today.

https://twitter.com/profemilyoster/status/1478701050630651908?s=21

Got it.

Iā€™m at least glad I can go back to being associated with a great composer rather than a bad NFL head coach.

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Whispers then ducks: <If they enforce vaccine requirements the premise isnā€™t wrong>

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As a fellow Zimmer, the fight against Pedro is by far the most embarrassing sports Zimmer moment.

We have two people here with the last name Zimmer?

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Nickname for me (last name starts with Zim)

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Yeah my last name is legit Zimmer. My name is in my user name K_____ RAYmond Zimmer.

Donā€™t doxx me plz

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Also obligatory Zimmer? I hardly even know her!

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