COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

suzzer99 · August 28, 2021, 5:17pm

The first thing I do when I’m vomiting up pints of blood and bleeding from my rectum is jerk off to check my semen.

mosdef · August 28, 2021, 5:19pm

This story would be WAY more believable if he had projectile vomited blood in a hipster cafe full of whispering liberals.

CanadaMatt3004 · August 28, 2021, 10:18pm

The best part about that is “pints”

Like, a pint of anything being vomited by a person is just a massive amount of fluid. Pluralizing it is funny as shit.

eyebooger · August 28, 2021, 11:46pm

Koss · August 29, 2021, 2:16am

Danspartan · August 29, 2021, 11:54am

eyebooger · August 29, 2021, 3:32pm

Danspartan · August 29, 2021, 7:59pm

pvn · August 30, 2021, 3:31am

geewhysee · August 30, 2021, 1:01pm

If he doesn’t get into heaven he will sue god so hard.

VoteForSocialists · August 30, 2021, 1:59pm

he should sue covid for hipaa violation, since his death revealed to everyone he wasn’t vaccinated.

Danspartan · August 30, 2021, 10:31pm

Fatboy8 · August 31, 2021, 2:43am

Danspartan · August 31, 2021, 3:00am

Devil · August 31, 2021, 7:14am

VoteForSocialists · August 31, 2021, 1:45pm

Danspartan · August 31, 2021, 11:08pm

prana · September 2, 2021, 9:00pm

LFS · September 5, 2021, 1:50am

Fatboy8 · September 6, 2021, 12:13am