COVID-19: Chapter 4 - OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Hang in there man! Chiefs lost their first 4 first-round byes, no home playoff wins for 20 years, heartbreak after heartbreak. I was convinced it could never happen.

The only thing we had to console ourselves with was looking at Detroit and Cleveland and shuddering that it could be worse. :D

What a marriage we have: My wife is a Bengals fan. She says “everyone thought they had won the Super Bowl” when the took the lead on SF in 88. Bless her heart she was 14. The other 98% of America knew that Joe Montana was going to drive the 49ers down the field ftw.

Thank goodness we live in Philly and now count the Eagles as our team as well.

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That year
Detroit hosed v Dallas
Dallas hosed v GB
GB hosed v Sea
Sea self-hosed v NE

Yeah that was a wild year. GB is 100% on Fat Mike for playing stupid conservative.

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KC fans: STFU you got SB IV. It had been a long time but not NEVER. Now you enter a golden age.

Teams in continuous operation in the SB era to never even appear in the SB:

  1. Lie-Downs, Motor City Kitties.

Thank goodness for Barry.

What are lie-downs?

The problem here is that this isn’t going to get enforced anywhere, let alone the places that have local government that rejects masks.

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My city is one of the only ones in OC requiring mask wearing and i see businesses not even enforcing it on their own employees.

It’s a simple face saving (har har) move by newsom.

At first I was stoked at the measures he took early on but now I think this guy’s a joke.

Your slow pony also has bad blood.

Male -1
34 years old +1
Receding hairline 0
Overweight -2
Asthma -1
Slightly high cholesterol as of a few years ago -.5
Eating Mostly Vegetarian for 3.5 months +1
Don’t Get Enough Sun -1
History of colds turning into bronchitis -2

Fucked.
Can Afford to Stay at home +2

Isolated as fuck.

On the other hand I’m slowly but surely losing weight, working on getting more sun, taking vitamins on top of all the veggies, and plan to get my blood tested in another month or so to check cholesterol levels and blood type.

No clue why the text is so big.

Quite crazy Lions have had two generational talents retire at 30 years old than continue playing

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If they start writing tickets eventually people will get over themselves, like they did with seatbelts. Although it may take longer than the virus’ lifecycle for that to happen.

And the ticket should be like $150

I remember that as the Super Bowl with the 3D glasses halftime show.

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US sheriff who refused to enforce lockdown tests positive

An Arizona sheriff who vowed not to criminally enforce a stay-home order imposed by the state’s governor has now tested positive for Covid-19.

Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb told the Arizona Republic in early May that the number of infections didn’t justify the actions of Governor Doug Ducey, who had extended the stay-home order until mid-May.

On Wednesday, Lamb said he had tested positive for Covid-19 as part of a screening ahead of a White House event with President Donald Trump.

The sheriff said he believed he was infected over the weekend, as he did not have the “luxury of staying at home” as a law enforcement agent. He said he would self-quarantine for two weeks.

Arizona is one of 10 US states currently seeing record-high averages of new infections.

Seems legit.

https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1273667511788109829?s=21

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It also lets you skip the lines and comes with $15 in concessions credit.

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Fun story. Before the Eagles-Patriots Super bowl, I had predicted a Brandon Graham sack, rushing from the inside not DE, to seal the game in the fourth quarter. I have receipts. So that happens, and it’s a strip sack no less. The Eagles get the ball and kick the FG to make it an 8-point game, and Brady gets it back with about a minute left.

I still spent the entire final drive pacing around my parent’s living room repeating “Not like this God, please not like this. Please don’t let us lose like this.”

Dunno how anyone who was a fan of a long-suffering team could think they had it wrapped before the game was over. Especially against Montana or Brady.

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Only $499 from particpating Trump outlets (If China invent it I’m buying one but USA#1? - grifting)

He probably did have the luxury of wearing a mask though and likely didn’t. Very few cops seem to bother even when in crowds and indoors.

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