Biden should pardon Hunter’s laptop.
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This
What if somehow Trump wins? Then who does Biden pardon? Hillary (and Bill), the Obama’s, and pelosis seem like locks. Liz Cheney and any other GOP congresspeople who voted for impeachment/conviction? Literally all Democratic congresspeople (and cabinet secretaries etc) going back to 2016?
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Uh. My guy. I think you’ll find that pre emotive pardons are a clear abuse of presidential power.
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As determined by this SC
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Old enough to remember the Marc Rich pardon being a scandal
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These wouldn’t be preemptive, they’d be for “crimes” already committed
It would send a ton of American lawnmowers into orbit. Surely, that’s worth something to him. Also they can parade him around Reek-style, slurping daddy Putin on Russian TV. Trump would fucking do it too. And while that doesn’t get him much, I’m sure Putin would have a good laugh at the whole thing. Seems like enough.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the leopards eating their own faces party
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Why are there two dozen posts about whether Trump is going to be pardoned? Hell no!
As much as I’m looking forward to being rid of Trump, I’m also looking forward to a Succession-esque ending for his children. Watch them find out how quickly their entire worth came from dad running a cult.
Jared and Ivanka should be fine. I’m sure they socked away a yuuge chunk of that Saudi money.
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Sure, but I think they’re just as addicted to the spotlight as their dad. Money is a means to importance. They’re in for a rude awakening. I don’t see Trump’s family continuing the empire.
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i dunno why i always pictured him typing his tweets on his phone, this makes much more sense. kinda cool to see behind the scenes or whatever
https://x.com/calltoactivism/status/1853597983440527432?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA
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To absolutely no one’s surprise.
This could be the last day you ever have to think about this man. Forever 
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I wish it was the last of Joe Rogan also.
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Rogan’s brain is so easily manipulated. Pre-Covid he had Bernie on his show and that was his ride or die guy. Rogan also supported a universal basic income so artists could at least pay the bills while they produce their art. Then he went from rich to wealthy and it was over.
I mean the dude believed in Bigfoot until about 5 minutes ago. He also hangs with one of the Gracies who is a wild conspiracy theorist. He believes Terrance Howard’s theories on math have some legitimacy. He doesn’t have a thought of his own in that TRT brain of his.
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Also anytime anyone lands one punch
HE’S HURT!
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IT’S OVER!!! Oh, wait…
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Gaetz’s inner monologue: Give him a fist pump for that…no no that’s coming on too strong, pull it back…this is awkward, say something!
“Yah”
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