Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: President Elect

I was just thinking about pence’s legacy. If trump doesn’t win and erase everything I think pence will get some flowers with the passage of time. Might even outweigh the deserved characterization as a hateful person.

Pence’s rep could get a big boost if Harris puts him on the Supreme Court imo.

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Johnson on Johnson

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1848006397146911113?t=9DEr2pZ4NtPF66utLvepiA&s=19

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Trump talking about Arnold’s mighty thundercock just shows how virile and strong he is. LOL Dems

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It’s possible Arnie’s schlong is only average size, but seems huge compared to Trump’s tiny button mushroom dick

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News about Palmer’s big dick is way less interesting than the revelation that pro golfers all shower together after the round. Is this common knowledge? Why would a bunch of rich guys all shower together after playing a game that barley involves walking?

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In my head all pro golfers are fat 60 year old white guys, so I assume they sweat a lot in the Florida sun where all the games are played.

Also more old men:

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“I tell you fellas, I don’t know what is more exhausting - driving around that stupid little cart or occasionally lifting a bottle of Michelob. I’m so worn out I can barely bring myself to stare at Palmer’s enormous penis!”

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It does raise the question of what the facilities are like at Mar-a-Lago or Doral, or any number of Trump Country Clubs. Are the members showering together in large communal showers prison-style? This was a really weird thing to say to anyone under any circumstance, let alone at a rally for President of the USA.

Footage of Trump working at McD’s if you want to see it unedited. He’s actually pretty great at the gladhanding BS stuff. This would be infinitely more awkward with Vance.

That may be true, but he’s never looked more like an old grandpa there.

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“I’ve now worked here 15 minutes longer than Kamala. Kamala never worked here, McDonald’s confirmed it 4 times now.”

lmao

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Grunching.

Single handedly stopping a fascist coup at risk of your own life is actually heroic.

People are complex. Democracy only works when folks who absolutely despise each other’s politics defend the system.

He still sucks tho.

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The leanest 220

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McMaga

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You wanna know why they call it a Big Mac?

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Arnold Palmer invented it.

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https://x.com/meiselasb/status/1848089525668442614?t=8KLfu2M93PMZe3zGpX8aLw&s=19

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https://x.com/SethN12/status/1848101375315509547?t=jGM3ClBNauK1Ars-_tsYnw&s=19

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