This is one of those products that seems weird and annoying at first but becomes charming and endearing over months and years of use.
How sure can we be that this isn’t some prank/satire by LastWeekTonight or w/e? It’s just a tat too much.
Other than that, I would totally buy that thing! Especially if you can update it:
“I will drain the swamp, clean it up, and fill it with nice, fresh water!”
“She was always a Salmon, and now she wants to be known as Bass”
They don’t ship to Germany though!
It does have a website that looks real. I don’t see any indication that it’s a prank/spoof.
LastWeekTonight set up websites for the lulz in the past iirc, so that alone is no argument imo. I asked ChatGPT what it thought:
The website is part of “Top Dog Direct,” a company known for selling novelty and “As Seen on TV” products. They provide a 60-day money-back guarantee, which suggests a standard consumer protection approach for such novelty items. Additionally, the site has clear policies regarding orders, returns, and customer service, which are typical for e-commerce sites offering novelty products.
…that again sounds like it’s legit, so I want one!
That’s where I was going as well.
I heard that Barron is very good with the cyber, so if he was pursuing something like Computer Science/Engineering, Cornell is arguably the strongest Ivy for that. And certainly if he wanted the Hotel School, but (based on nothing) I feel like he may run away from that.
Why is Jareds bowtie so fucking massive?
Probably knotted by hand, but badly so. Like a tie you knot too long.
Showed to two Trump supporters at work. Both loved and investigated buying. Both changed their mind at $60+shipping price tag
This actually isnt the worst idea for a lefty grifter to make some cash and get some shots in on Trump while making the rubes think its just fun and stupid and buying it as a novelty.
I think it’s an illusion due to blending in with his collar. Idk anything about clothes or fashion but I think Jared and Jr look like douchebags (even more than usual) with the jackets unbuttoned like that.
Yeah I considered this too. His left side does seem larger and blends in more with the shirt collar.
Upon 3rd rewatch: Nah. I bet LWT is doing some bit on Trump memorabilia/paraphernalia, on how anyone can sell Trump stuff or w/e, and the punchline will be “…that’s why we teamed up with Top Dog Direct to bring you the ultimate Trump fan article: TrumpyTrout!” You read it here first.
damn my fish is too slow
The tie is normal, it just looks big compared to his tiny head and pencil neck.