Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: President Elect

Are kids giving speeches? Would be hell of a chance to launch a comedy career before you get tackled off the stage

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I guess Trump made it out of Barronā€™s graduation in time to get to his rally tonight.

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1791644668901392451?t=INNai0xF31lBA9z53e-bFg&s=19

Anyway

https://twitter.com/karenmcdougal98/status/1791632158274290121?t=2FKN3qFj76SZJTuV4NfZlw&s=19

Hahaha that Trump clip is legitimately funny, how can you call that feeble?

ā€œTilting further leftā€¦ like too many other thingsā€ was a better line than half the jokes in the Brady roast

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Heā€™s killing it

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791646623518605733?t=X-o0QSSs15pl8C4d79AUGA&s=19

Is it me, or is he becoming legitimately funny? Heā€™s had some good ones lately

I didnā€™t think it was that funny, but there was approx zero cognitive impairment in that, imo.

The left leaning thing was more dad joke funny than actually funny. Not bad, though.

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God, I hope itā€™s you.

I have found him funny exactly once in my life.

That being, when he said ā€œshe should be runningā€ at Jeb Bush.

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He nailed us with that line, he got our asses.

yeah that was really a GOAT debate zinger

Sure maybe but the particulars are irrelevant right? The actual point is the system was going to find SOME reason to let him off. If it wasnā€™t the relationship it would be something else. If something couldnā€™t be found it would have just been delayed for literally no reason like SCOTUS did for the immunity question.

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Thatā€™s one more time than me. He is the least funny person to ever live. I donā€™t understand how people can laugh at someone who should be filling them with dread and turning their stomach.

Paging SSC

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Onion

Skipping to the punchline

Just as even paranoid people can have enemies, even sinful demagogues can face a politically motivated prosecution ā€” and stand to gain from the appearance of legal persecution. And that appearance, so far, has been this trialā€™s political gift to Donald Trump.

Iā€™d take Nicki Haley at 30 to 1 to be VP. Donā€™t know if Trump would do it but CNN and Nate Silver would cream their shorts. I think Anna Paulina Luna is the second most likely female since she is a true believer and physically attractive.

honestly I think I might actually agree with douchehat for once, this is a weak case for something most people donā€™t really think is a crime, ā€œoh he had an affair, big deal, they all do that and none of them get drug to court.ā€

it really dilutes the narrative imo

Right now, idk. It probably will be a net positive for him if heā€™s not convicted.

probably? if heā€™s not convicted itā€™s an absolute lock to help him

TOTAL EXONERATION!!!

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