Prophetic
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Still of the mind that Trump puts a bullet through his head before he ever puts on an orange jump suit, but I guess either of those outcomes would be acceptable.
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Sad!
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Warp speed!
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https://x.com/ZackBornstein/status/1796307927097335943
I must admit, I am upset about the potato news. The cheesy potato tacos are 
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pitchbot hasn’t been a parody for a long time now
All potatoes? Don’t a bunch of the standard burritos have potato as a filler?
This is a legit great point.
In USA#1 we call this the Six Flags song
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Laura Ingraham just now: “Trump gave up fame, fortune, and a comfortable life because he felt he needed to Save America. If they can do this to a person of his means, they can do it to anyone.”
Just el oh fucking el
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So which one of you was Juror #2? I promise I won’t tell.
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His next show:
Show Me a Zero
The seven layer burrito was discontinued in 2020.