Are kids giving speeches? Would be hell of a chance to launch a comedy career before you get tackled off the stage
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I guess Trump made it out of Barronās graduation in time to get to his rally tonight.
https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1791644668901392451?t=INNai0xF31lBA9z53e-bFg&s=19
Anyway
https://twitter.com/karenmcdougal98/status/1791632158274290121?t=2FKN3qFj76SZJTuV4NfZlw&s=19
Hahaha that Trump clip is legitimately funny, how can you call that feeble?
āTilting further leftā¦ like too many other thingsā was a better line than half the jokes in the Brady roast
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Is it me, or is he becoming legitimately funny? Heās had some good ones lately
I didnāt think it was that funny, but there was approx zero cognitive impairment in that, imo.
The left leaning thing was more dad joke funny than actually funny. Not bad, though.
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God, I hope itās you.
I have found him funny exactly once in my life.
That being, when he said āshe should be runningā at Jeb Bush.
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He nailed us with that line, he got our asses.
yeah that was really a GOAT debate zinger
Sure maybe but the particulars are irrelevant right? The actual point is the system was going to find SOME reason to let him off. If it wasnāt the relationship it would be something else. If something couldnāt be found it would have just been delayed for literally no reason like SCOTUS did for the immunity question.
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Thatās one more time than me. He is the least funny person to ever live. I donāt understand how people can laugh at someone who should be filling them with dread and turning their stomach.
Paging SSC
Onion
Skipping to the punchline
Just as even paranoid people can have enemies, even sinful demagogues can face a politically motivated prosecution ā and stand to gain from the appearance of legal persecution. And that appearance, so far, has been this trialās political gift to Donald Trump.
Iād take Nicki Haley at 30 to 1 to be VP. Donāt know if Trump would do it but CNN and Nate Silver would cream their shorts. I think Anna Paulina Luna is the second most likely female since she is a true believer and physically attractive.
honestly I think I might actually agree with douchehat for once, this is a weak case for something most people donāt really think is a crime, āoh he had an affair, big deal, they all do that and none of them get drug to court.ā
it really dilutes the narrative imo
Right now, idk. It probably will be a net positive for him if heās not convicted.
probably? if heās not convicted itās an absolute lock to help him
TOTAL EXONERATION!!!
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