RIP Jezebel
imagine how it must feel to be pulled over after drinking three bud lights whilst cars full of dick suckers and vag eaters are just flying by
That movie is on my Mount Rushmore if we get like 12 movies for our Mount Rushmore
present the other eleven
and Keanu Reeves drives among us
In the first Matrix sequel, that highway chase scene was supposed to end with Neo and Morpheus having gay sex in a semitruck but they changed it in the final edit. {citation needed}
I threw my back out getting road head one time long before UP existed. Can confirm it’s both dangerous and overrated. Also I’m old.
Sex injuries are always something to take pride in
Road head gave rise to one of the all time curb lines -
‘I think ya blew him’
I can only imagine what if just a fraction of what is flushed down the Vote Harder™ toilet was spent on organizing instead. It always makes me want to cry.
it might also act as a deprogramming device
Can we not do this here.
I have some links to post and images to embed to share with y’all, but my account is no longer allowed to do that

