On the dangers of secondhand smoking, and smoking in general: “That is a myth. That has been disproven at the World Health Organization and the report was suppressed. There is no fatality whatsoever. There’s no even major sickness component associated with secondhand smoke. It may irritate you, and you may not like it, but it will not make you sick, and it will not kill you…Firsthand smoke takes 50 years to kill people, if it does. Not everybody that smokes gets cancer. Now, it’s true that everybody who smokes dies, but so does everyone who eats carrots … I would like a medal for smoking cigars, is what I’m saying.”
Wikipedia tells me that Limbaugh has no children and was on his fourth wife. Can we somehow cause his wife’s uterus to shrivel up to make it less likely for him to be able to procreate posthumously, just in case he has some frozen semen lying around? She’s described as being 26 years younger, which puts her in her mid-40s, which means she might still be able to bear children.
Trying to figure out if Steve Young and Michael Irvin (Irvin in the last few seconds) were just trying to be diplomatic or if they were really that dumb:
