Brother to join the forum

the next line still fits unchanged

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Went in the forum
Didn’t stay long
Looked at the thread
And brother was dead

It’s surprisingly apt overall, really, with minor tweaks.

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Who are you arguing with?

Y’all must be bored as hell

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That depends.

Look, it was a total reverse-course from my employer and I’m working from home. The idle minutes are getting used somehow. Be thankful they’re being used for artful parodies of faded techno artists’ only memorable tracks.

So you’re double dog daring me to turn this into a Moby Appreciation Thread?

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Double thumbsdown

I only mentioned pro-life to demonstrate they are conservatives despite the fact that they are for things like gay-marriage. You could insert any other conservative belief and yell at the sky about it too. I’m more interested in why they are for things like gay marriage despite being “conservative”.

I didn’t say they were right about things or I agree with them. I said that they actually have thought about the principles behind the things they believe and try to view the world through those guiding principles.

As far as how they feel about “the blacks” (I can’t believe you use that language) I have never asked them. The person I have in mind is one of my best friends Mom who grew up in the South during jim crow and despite that she is the most loving person I know. She makes me want to be a better person.

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And I know you won’t. 'cause you’re chicken.

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Ok, motion is seconded. All in favor?

Moby and Dido should’ve got married, settled down and had two kids they assumed would turn out to be as tedious and anodyne as them…but who didn’t turn out that way and instead were obnoxious, opinionated brats who made their parents’ lives hell.

If there was any justice in the world.

The ‘ayes’ have it. Motion passed.

The rub on this is when he figures out that tons and tons of people have pre-existing conditions.

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I’ve always enjoyed the catholic logic of, “marriages that occur outside the catholic church don’t really count as marriages, therefore, gay marriage is fine as long as it doesn’t happen in the catholic church.”

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I don’t care so much about what you’re willing to die for, I’m more interested in what you’re willing to vote against. If you are’t willing to vote against putting kids in cages I don’t care that much about your fiscal policy.

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Moby is fine but doesn’t come close to the majesty of Fatboy Slim

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If they still claim to be republicans I can’t take them seriously.

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Dan: He seems to get what he wants one way or another.

It was right there for you!

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