https://mobile.twitter.com/britneyspears/status/1482451802016595968
Wow.
tldr
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She posted an even longer unhinged diatribe a day or two earlier. She’s definitely bonkers, but not conservatorship bonkers.
Without looking into much it does seem much more believable that an 89 year old would be suffering from dementia and be in need of a conservatorship arrangement. It is a little weird though that an old lady with dementia would have so many projects in pre-production on her IMDB page.
Bruce Willis though.
Getting Britney to hit herself and file a police report is a new level of fame.
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I was thinking the security guard not recognizing her is a sick burn.
Here’s video from TMZ which seems to show that Britney did not hit herself(or if she did hit herself it was because the security guard hit her arm).
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1677380953101180930
Here’s the youtube because Elon is an idiot:
wasn’t nearly as forceful as originally described
Probably the biggest bust Britney’s ever laid hands on.
Cops are some lying mofos.
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True, but at the same time WTF at filing a police report over that.
Cops gonna bring in Britney’s portal gun to show how a new angle reveals her fist passing through a wormhole before clearly punching herself. ACAB 
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Britney just separated from her husband of 14 months. I think he did a lot to help her get out of her predicament with her dad.
Well, now he’s threatening to tell all of her embarrassing secrets if she doesn’t renegotiate their prenup. Seems like a swell guy.