Bailout / Stimulus Discussion (Hints Missed & Shartz Fired)

Okay, they have this ‘Get My Payment’ bit I did it and my payment status is not available!

They basically seem to require that I fill out a 1040 when I give them information as a non-filer. Plus, they ask for some IP PIN to e-sign the form that I was supposed to get at the beginning of the year or last year or some shit like that. When I try to Get My Transcript to find this information, the site states that I don’t have access to it (I assume because I’m abroad?)

The whole thing is absurd. Seems as if the government intentionally made it difficult to get this for non-filers.

There’s nothing more I can do anyway.

Applied for EIDL on 4/7, never received 1k or heard anything. I had given up on it but was alerted they pulled my credit this morning. Hopefully I’ll get something this week…

I actually got a human on the phone in minutes. Give it a try.

Afaict it means you’ve got 1k incoming imminently and a loan offer maybe someday if they don’t run out of money first.

I got my 1k weeks ago and have never received any other contact about anything.

Reddit has thread on EIDL and looks like most of the people receive email with link to portal 3/4weeks after receiving the grant.

Ahh yes what we need more of is shit like this

https://twitter.com/thirdwaykessler/status/1263199113052651521?s=21

Fuck yeah! Let’s get some complex means testing up in this bitch!

Fuck Third Way Democrats.

Great article about how delusional they are from The Atlantic.

Of course Biden is the ideal Third Way candidate just as Clinton was. We see how that turned out.

Just reading that gave me an urge to vote for Florida Man. Goddamn was that fucked up. Obviously it’ll pass, and quickly, but holy shit do I want those scumbags to lose.

My EIDL timeline:

Applied 3/30

Hard pull on my credit 4/16

Grant received in account 4/20 (although it’s not really a grant because it gets subtracted from PPP forgiveness)

Link to open SBA portal received 5/11 (this gives you your “offer” and has you verify your identity)

Application approved 5/14, signed closing docs

Loan $ received in account 5/18

Other possibly relevant information:

Application #360006xxxx

My company is an S-corp with 11 employees

We’re a service business so my answer to the “cost of goods sold in 2019” question was $0, which I was concerned about, but it wasn’t a problem.

Nice glad to hear someone Is getting somewhere. I have similar application # started 3601xxxx My timeline is
Applied 4/7
Credit pull 5/20
Still no grant or any communication. I called and lady said I should receive the initial grant deposited in 1-3 weeks and keep waiting for email for portal.

Third Way Candidates are 2-1 thus far in Presidential Elections. Bout to be 3-1.

Finally spoke with someone who actually pulled my EIDL application up and was told I was declined. She couldn’t say why only that I would receive an email at some point with the reason and information on how to re apply. Single member LLC and application was simple. Not sure how I screwed that up.

lol the ruling class is going to steal more during this pandemic than they did after 2008

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1264560551792951296?s=21

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Yes. They really take it to heart not to waste a crisis.

Wife and I got our $TRUMPBUX check in the mail today for anyone wondering how long it would take to receive the stimulus money for someone who put zero effort into getting it.

I got my letter today. Had already received the BUX via direct deposit some time ago. Took a look at the Klan rally signature, shook my head, and put it in the recycle bin.

Gig economy working great!