A thread to sum up the achomlishments of the 45th president of the USA

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  1. Cut taxes on billionaires
  2. Some important old people died
  3. Um…
  4. Infrastructure week?
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GOAT budget deficit

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[X] successfully passed a dementia test
[X] proved that he can drink a glass of water with one hand
[X] walked down a mild incline without falling

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[ ] Colored in American flag properly
[ ] Put a candy bar in a kid’s bag rather than on his head on Halloween
[ ] Did not look at the sun during a solar eclipse

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He got 75 million people to vote for Biden

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[✓] Made Unstuck Politics possible

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Built this specific wall:

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[x] Healthiest President Ever.

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I’m being a dick this evening so I’ll add one.

He signed a bill that addressed some of the insane criminal sentences for crack cocaine in the Joe Biden written crime bill.

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Immeasurably (and undeservedly) improved the reputations of Reagan, both Bushes, Clinton and Obama.

Made Biden look like the America’s great hope.

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Yeah we all snapped back to our positions on Biden during the primary, and you didn’t leave. You’re stronger than me on that… I wouldn’t have been able to do the bleakness of I had.

This post of yours is going to get a lot of likes. Dunking on Biden will be a steady source of hearts here from now on I’m guessing.

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[ ] Invaded another country

Funny how this always gets downplayed itf

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I honestly can’t believe it was 10 months ago that we were on the brink of fucking going to war with Iran

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[✓] Made it possible for me to know that checkmarks are usable text

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  • severely damaged our relationships with allies (both NATO and otherwise)
  • fucked the kurds
  • started a trade war with china and got absolutely dunked on (and in the process gave away the real leverage we had over them re: Hong Kong, Uighurs)
  • clowned on repeatedly by kim jong un
  • brokered some “peace” deals between israel and a few countries that israel wasn’t really in conflict with that completely ignored the Palestinians
  • renegotiated NAFTA by… changing it’s name
  • worked really hard on a healthcare plan that will be ready in about two weeks
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[x] Got coronavirus
[x] Survived
[x] Ate McDonald’s everyday
[x] Set record for most Fox News watched by a sitting president
[ ] Held Melania’s hand
[ ] Remembered Tiffany’s name

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He gave us the hilarious circumstances of Herman Cain’s death.

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:heavy_check_mark: Made the SCOTUS a religious cult

The End.

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