A Thread for People Who Hate Themselves: Liveblogging Trump's SOTU

damn trump ended on the projected time he said he would. We’re up to one truthful statement today.

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Speech rip better or worse than awww such a good boy clap?

It was nice but she should have walked too

Twice now England has moved the ball into the redzone only to turn it over and have France boot it way downfield. Like five turnovers in the first 30 minutes.

I know “redzone” isn’t a rugby term, but idk what the equivalent phrase is.

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https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1224896184872992768

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I tortured myself sitting through that, and then wasn’t even looking when Nancy ripped the speech up.

Zero credit for tearing up the speech, FOAD you feckless zombie

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Ripping speech

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pelosi wasn’t ripping up the speech, it was the remaining bernie votes in iowa.

(am I doing this right?)

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Response flopped in first 60 seconds. Pathetic.

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What in god’s name is this half-assed shade throwing? Just don’t fucking invite him. Make him submit the SoTU in writing.

For real, Trump needs the permission of the House to show up and speak from the podium. Nancy & Adam could just tell him to go fuck off. This speech was 100% brought to you by complicit centrist Dems who think ripping up papers behind his back is #Resisting. Fuck all these people. Fuck the English.

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Schiff and Nadler

And what about lil timmy who has to sell marijuana on the street corner to pay for his ADD medicine.

Oh look, they all wore white, great protest movement. They could have cancelled the entire thing, fucking useless jizzmoppers.

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And lil Susie, who turns tricks to make ends meet. We’re all rooting for lil susie.

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Nancy: I will do jack fucking shit to actually use my power but hey look here I tore up some paper

I hate Nancy Pelosi if that’s unclear

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Barr

And my speech writer, who dropped out of community college after she couldn’t pass chemistry and now writes apps for the Iowa democratic party.

I don’t get who the ripping up the speech appeals to. That’s the dem optic out of this which is not good I’d say.

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