He’ll end your history, and then he’ll end you.
@suzzer99 this is my favorite example of a person accidentally confronting someone who likes to fight and is good at it (there’s a much longer video someplace, this was a bitch to find)
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i thought about this song out of the blue and how it never gets played anymore and it’s funny because you would think that this song would be good for the tik toks since it is catchy but then those kids have probably never even heard it.
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Coincidentally, I just heard that song on the radio yesterday.
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All I takes is one tiktok to go viral and they copycats will use it millions of times.
that’s right! billy c was in the white house, frasier packed up his stuff and moved from bean town to seattle, and no one escaped the sounds of bands like:
better than ezra
cowboy junkies
spin doctors
toad the wet sprocket
who would you say is your favorite 90s band with the word “soul” in their name?
- asylum
- coughing
- collective
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I went to a comedy show with K at a dispensary lounge. Free comedy show every Friday night. Two openers, then a headliner.
Well last Friday the second opener was just awful. He made racist jokes. Trans jokes. Fat jokes. Then several consecutive rape jokes.
We got up and left and he made fun of us on the way out.
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This is another one. The full video has somehow been scrubbed from the internet. But in it the dude who gets knocked out is seen yelling a lot and trying to act tough, while the much smaller dude with the low ground just stays calm and waits. You notice the knocker-outer grabs the other dude’s hands right before throwing the punch, to keep him from defending himself.
Not sure why this isn’t previewing, but it looks like a bunch of Nola inmates crawled out a pipe of shit
“Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
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RFK could track them down in no time.
Going to some MFA/boxing thing would be the last place I would want to pick a fight. I am sure most of the audience have some experience.
The story of zombie bagel guy
Summary
Late to the party but this one is too good to pass up:
I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he’s still half asleep, bleary eyed… basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He’s squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It’s painful to watch.
But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I’m-still-totally-asleep voice, he says “heeeey. It’s OPS. Could you… shift our barpat… yeah, one six five. Thanks.” And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie’s face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I’ve just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship’s back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he’s changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He’s literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I’m terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he’s not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/comment/cdnafqe/
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From May 6 to May 10, officials conducted search and rescue efforts looking for the 28-year-old, police said. But with a search spanning nearly 600 square miles and no confirmed sightings of Slaton since April 24, police said they had decided on Tuesday to scale back their efforts.
Then on Wednesday, her parents, Bobby and Fredrina Slaton, received a phone call from none other than their daughter Tiffany, saying “Dad, I’m alive.”
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The missing camper had fought through a blizzard and found shelter in an unlocked cabin at a resort near Lake Edison, officials said.
Officials said resort owner Christopher Gutierrez had “left a cabin unlocked as a precaution for this exact situation where someone who is lost could seek shelter and increase their chances of surviving the outdoor elements and harsh weather.”
Gutierrez discovered Slaton when he arrived at the resort to open up the place for the summer on Wednesday, he told reporters.
After Gutierrez noticed the unlocked cabin door, Slaton popped out like a “deer in the headlights,” he said.
“As soon as I saw her, she didn’t say a word, just ran up and all she wanted was a hug. It was a pretty surreal moment,” Gutierrez said.
He knew that there had been a missing hiker in the area and called the sheriff’s office to say he found Slaton. Gutierrez said Slaton told him she had lived off of leeks for the past few weeks and that "all she wanted was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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You got this meme wrong! She’s obv not a GILF. Because she’s Lauren Boebert.
#teamwheatrich
Overheard at the diner:
I’d like pancakes and eggs over easy but a little more cooked.
So over medium?
Yes
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