Here’s some of the good stuff out of downtown Vegas. I appreciate the game but really don’t understand the logic of how this would work out:
A large police response to a parking garage near the Regional Justice Center was caused by a woman who authorities said made a bomb threat to avoid a $14 parking fee.
You sound like someone who has never called in a bomb threat purely out of rage
The way I imagined how she did it was not how it was represented in court. She shook her head and disagreed with the prosecutor’s assertions.
I just figured she did this:
Attendant: That will be $14 ma’am.
Woman: FUCK!
She rummages her purse while she gathers her thoughts.
Woman: So, um, look there’s a bomb in this car rigged to blow up any second. You better open that gate right now.
Attendant: Do it. Have you seen the world we live in?
Woman: Okay, I gotta go to the ATM. My password’s McVeigh123!!1!1. Don’t try anything funny.
Attendant: I’d really prefer you to just do what you said.
Woman: you know I don’t have a bomb, jackass.
Attendant: You shouldn’t have called me a jackass. I just activated the silent alarm. I’m sure they’ll find your bomb soon enough. I think you’re probably gonna wish you just paid the $14.
Woman: ASSHOLE!
Attendant: I look forward to reading about you tomorrow. I know I’m finally about to get my 15 minutes. Maybe I should start a YouTube channel. What do you think of ‘Jack’s Tales from the Parking Garage’?
Woman: More like ‘Jack Ass Tales from the Parking Garage’.
20 police cars blare their sirens and block the exit.
Attendant: Yeah, that works, too.
The highly anticipated wedding celebration for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is expected to take place at Madison Square Garden this week, two sources familiar with the plans told CNN Tuesday.
The sources described plans for two events at the iconic arena in midtown Manhattan. The first event, described as a “rehearsal,” is scheduled for Thursday at 6 p.m. and is expected to host about 100 guests.
A larger wedding celebration is planned for Friday, which will include what the sources described as a “cocktail party” starting in the late afternoon.
The event is expected to continue through 4 a.m. Saturday, the sources said. Approximately 1,000 guests are expected to attend. The arena itself has a capacity of 19,500 for private events.
Can’t even sell out her own wedding. Sad
He’s not really relevant any more so my one time would be wasted but I can hope.
True, but also an amazing thing to say about a prominent US Senator!
Got my DVR, sitting here with a real remote in my hand. Everything is snappy and easy. Feels good!
But ironically I can only watch the soccer in 4k through the app, so back to the app I go.
I hope y’all are enjoying Neil the Seal as much as me.
I had to put my dog’s sweater on in the morning the other day!
I put it on her. It would never fit me.
It’s been unusually mild in Vegas the last few days
You’re supposed to leave off the second paragraph so we can make the joke if we notice it. The world is now a little more joyless.
Tough crowd.
lol Ohio, at least the winters are nice.
Feeling nervous. Decided to finally shave my head. No idea what its gonna look like. Any balds here have tips for home care after the initial shave?
To make you feel better, I had long hair most of my life. I’d had short hair early in life too and could do both looks. During chemo, patches were falling out. When that ended and I was in remission, I got my head shaved to start over, no haircuts since. I had no idea what I’d look like either. It wasn’t that bad but I wore a beanie in public till I had hair again.
The place I went to sold a tea tree shampoo to wash my scalp. All the others probably have much better ideas.
He can’t vote if he’s unconscious