Bakker mostly sells 5-gallon buckets of survival food and other assorted gear these days (since there’s no way in hell Jesus can do it all by himself)
I hated my last picture so when my license expired I went in to get it redone and figured I might as well get a real id, and the convo with the DMV person was like
Me: here to renew my license
DMV: Your old photo looks fine
Me: What? Noooo… I’m just here to renew
DMV: I think you looked good, this was totally unnecessary
Me: ha ha… what are you talking about
DMV: nobody cares what you look like on your id
Me: I’m swear I’m just here because I thought I had to come in
DMV: yeah sure you did
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Now that’s a meet cute.
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yeah well, last time I was at the DMV before that was to register my car to get it out of the impound lot, and i was such a dick when I walked up to the window after my number called.
the dmv person was making small talk with another employee and I just blurted out “Yeah it’s fine keep talking I’m not busy” and it was like they were in shock that someone could be that big of an asshole, and I was so ashamed of myself that since then I have basically just let every employee anywhere screw around for as long as they want instead of helping me and never complained lol
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Hey jabroni we got 6. Mario was better than 99.
Did he look like Peter Pan?
Lol SLC
As a statewide ban on pride and other “political” flags in schools and on government property took effect Wednesday, Utah’s Republican legislative leaders denounced Salt Lake City’s adoption of three new official flags.
And while the GOP lawmakers’ tone was stern, they did not go so far as to say they consider the move a violation of the law, or if and how they’d potentially amend the law to prevent similar municipal actions in the future.
The condemnations from legislators who supported the law came after the Salt Lake City Council approved an ordinance Tuesday proposed by Mayor Erin Mendenhall that declared versions of the pride, transgender visibility and Juneteenth flags as official city flags. Each of the newly official flags includes the city’s sego lily emblem added in the upper left corner, similar to the sego lily on the city’s official blue and white flag.
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This is correct. Sorry for any confusion. My actual preference order is the complete opposite.
Another failed math SAT.
Don’t usually like these comparisons as states aren’t usually all that meaningful as aerial aggregations. However, this seems like a natural comparison, and while I like both places, and am a born and bred Ohioan, it seems like PA is clearly better. Maybe even a Pareto improvement.
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I caught a glimpse of a billboard a week or so ago that I thought was arguing for Elizabeth Holmes’s innocence, but I wasn’t sure. I went back bay it tonight and I was right. However, I have no idea what level this is operating on. The billboard advertises a website:
Wtf
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The director looks legit, but again what level are they on
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AITAH for giving my daughters one week to leave my house after what they did to their half brother?
I have two daughters. Both over 20. They graduated college and moved back in with me because they couldn’t find a job. The house is my late husband’s house Robert. For context: Their dad and I got divorced 9 years ago. I got remarried to Robert and had my 7 year old son Tom. The girls didn’t have a good relationship with Robert. In fact, they hated him because of what their dad filled their heads about him. They lived with their dad (they chose to) before going off to college.
Robert passed away 6 months ago after a long battle with disease. It was just me and my son Tom. The girls’ dad got remarried last year and the woman is basically a witch. That’s why the girls stopped visiting there. They lived in rental apartment during college and their dad used to pay for rent but stopped after his wife fought with them. The girls couldn’t get a job to pay for rent and asked if they could move in with me and Tom for a while. I, of course, said yes. Although I knew how they felt about Tom. They moved in and they were nice to Tom but also distant.
2 days ago, I had an expected call and needed to leave the house. Tom was in bed all day because he was sick and I asked the girls to look after him for 2 hrs til I got back. I left quickly then an hour later, I got a text from Tom asking me to come home because he threw up again in his room. He said he called for his sisters to help but no one responded. I immediately tried to call them but both lines were busy. I did my best to come home earlier thinking the girls weren’t at home, but turned out they were. One was downstairs the entire time, the other said she was using “kitchen appliances” that’s why she couldn’t hear Tom. I was going to believe them til Tom said he tried to text them but they didn’t respond. I checked their phones after they tried to deny it and he was right. His message was “read” but no response.
I blew up at them both and called them pathetic. They argued that I was making them act like they are the parent and placing resposibility on them. I knew this wasn’t about that. They hated Robert. Fine. That might be a little understandable. but Tom is a kid and he has no part in all of this to be treated like that. I knew they neglected him on purpose. So I told them they have one week to move out and they started arguing and even crying saying I’m being too harsh on them, and acting worse then their dad’s new wife. I said this wasn’t up for discussion and now both of them are giving me the silent treatment. Basically making me feel guilty about the whole thing.
Maybe I’ve made a wrong decision. but seeing how they’ve neglected their brother merely out of resentment and hate makes me feel upset and quite concerned to have them around him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1kgynnp/aitah_for_giving_my_daughters_one_week_to_leave/
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Yeah, same. When I first saw the billboard, I almost circled around the block to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.
Like, it looks serious, but then I see this:
And it says, “recorded live at LIV Miami Beach.” And I’m like, squintingfrymeme.jpg.
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After watching 5 minutes of the video, you could tell me Nathen Fielder was behind the whole thing and I would completely believe it.
Please be pizzaballa
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