2024 US Presidential Election (Taylor's Version)

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Ur Mom

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Fa Fa Flunkie

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Deez Nuts obv

Couldn’t decide if I wanted to vote for Deez Nuts on the Working Peoples or LaRoche party ticket, then decided to write in Eric Adams. Thanks for the help!

Jimmy Carter is still eligible for 1 more term.

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NIST could set their clocks by the caravans. Perfect timing.

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1842228114534903884

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ApPaReNtLy

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The gap that’s not even in Mexico?

Don’t worry, none of them know what or where the Darien Gap is. Don’t worry about that either, because they also don’t care.

Nope, it’s definitely in Mexico.

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As if they would know the word archipelago

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https://x.com/maddenifico/status/1842373108096811511

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GOP is off and cheating.

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Smart

https://x.com/popcrave/status/1842299313357304298?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Alex Cooper’s ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast next week, one of the top podcasts for women in the US.

I thought that read “Alice Cooper” at first and I immediately had a few questions.

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You know it’s a great move because all the worst people ever are MAD

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Kamala reportedly taped an episode of “Call Her Daddy” — a podcast on women’s sexual relationships — two days ago, as Hurricane disaster recovery was ongoing with bodies being found left and right.

This should be career ending. pic.twitter.com/7rRIFvFG51

— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) October 4, 2024
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Oh get fucked

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Johnny Moron always gets his guy