2024 US Presidential Election (Taylor's Version)

My take on a classic

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Weirdos sound weird.

You don’t often see candidates take questions at general election campaign events, and this is now consecutive days in a row where he has done so. Someone must’ve consciously decided that this was the way to combat the narrative on JD Vance and show people what a non-weirdo he is.

I don’t think it’s working.

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Additional crosstab context.

https://x.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1821187256721551628

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Maybe he should talk more about how much he loves his wife, even though she is regrettably not a white person.

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  1. Do your own homework, still waiting for a conservative program that is at all compassionate to poor people.

  2. How many bankers had to take drug tests before any of their many bailouts. Of course it doesn’t apply to the riches, that’s the point.

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I wasn’t backing her four years ago because I was focused on Bernie.

IIRC, I was pretty mixed on her due to her record as a prosecutor but I definitely prefer her over Biden even if he was coherent and mentally healthy.

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Yes, duh. It cuts through all the bullshit “their stomachs are full, but their souls are empty” tribble that gets parroted around to keep kids hungry.

I mean who’s being the fuzzy brained idealist here? The guy who says people are poor because they don’t have money, therefore give them money and they won’t be poor, or kids are hungry therefor give them food so they won’t be hungry?

Or the "well sure we could give kids food, but what would they really learn? Should we come up with some process by which we’re going to ask for verification of their income and give the kids some special card that marks them as different so that they’ll feel bad so that hopefully they tell their parents and that somehow inspires their parents to get better jobs so they can remove the sigma. Of course not kids or parents are going to have time to fill the forms out, especially if they’re poor, so for those kids who don’t have enough money we’re going to give them a special terrible meal, probably just peanut butter and jelly and then we’ll send a note home to the parents. Hopefully that’ll spur the parents to fill out the paperwork. We can’t give kids who don’t have money in their account an actual meal though because that would incentive the parents not to pay, so we need to make it bad, but not so bad that they’ll starve, but not so good that they’ll not pay…

Or sure we could make helping poor people easier, but where would they get the work ethic from? Better make a program that doesn’t actually give money to poor people but instead to some religious nutjob’s church to teach out abstinence or to Brett Farve to give speeches and hopefully that will inspire poor people to not have kids or work as hard as Brett Farve so eventually they won’t be poor?

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not only that, he basically tries to smear the guy who gave him a meatball on a silver platter!

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Someone’s getting crowd size envy

That’s a sub-Desantis level answer.

Anybody in the deep depths want to tell me why the mouthbreathers are talking about horse semen?

Maybe it’s this?

https://x.com/MakaveliMemez/status/1821051636241793259

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Probably trying to come up with a counter to “couch fucker Vance”.

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Got a slight chuckle from me. B-.

https://x.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1821235274174660910

Solid. (Also six days old.)

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No, I get that, but why? Just completely made up out of thin air? Did he have to have his stomach pumped once?

https://x.com/MULawPoll/status/1821239836164157667