2024 US Presidential Election (Taylor's Version)

No more scrolling open twitter for me. It was fun for a week with all this new hopium. But now I’m back to doom-scrolling permanent anxiety mode.

Just have to stick to my sports list.

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Fascists are conformists. They hate weird. It might be the fundamental impulse underlying fascism.

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https://x.com/grantstern/status/1818000611557700032

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https://x.com/herandrews/status/1817979762570375597

Sadly this is not a troll, because if it were a troll, it would be the most perfect shitpost, but sadly, they are just fucking weird.

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It’s impossible to talk your way out of being weird. In fact, that just makes you more weird. Only way to counter the charge is stop being so damn weird.

Source: my experience in grade and middle school

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LOLOLOL this can’t be real

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Alternatively, you could embrace it:

Weird_Al

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Yes, but in doing so he ironically was no longer weird.

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https://x.com/kingmakerseries/status/1817991277658419403

So many are getting dragged in the replies to that post. They just can’t help themselves.

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2024 being the battle of childless cat ladies vs couch lovin’ weirdos is not what I had on my bingo card, but I guess I’m here for it.

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https://x.com/mmpadellan/status/1817767424298451269

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https://x.com/imshanereaction/status/1818002794562965930

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ehhhh, let’s not champion appearance-based dunks that exacerbate implicit misogyny. That’s what the weird side does.

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Nice to be playing offense for the first time in memory!

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I’m wondering why they haven’t already pulled the trigger. I guess Vance cannot be trusted, another way he fricks the gop.

lol

https://x.com/wontpacdown/status/1817953425558270183

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Your pony’s weird.

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dammit!

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The problem is with the trifecta they would be too comfortable and too confident they can keep some manner of control they would back off on the court. But it’s exactly when they are the most powerful they should act.

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