2024 US Presidential Election: First Polls Close in 24 Hours

I took it to mean that Jim Cramer is an absolute moron and is more likely to be wrong about something than right, therefore Trump wins.

I think there is something wrong with “lol, the guy you like is gay” even if you don’t dislike gay people and you think they do

When it’s on a sketch show or Daily Show or something, a big part of why it’s funny is because it’s a little bit wrong. Identifying that is not the same as canceling the show or saying the poster is bad.

Saying “nah gay man, you’re wrong and I know more than you” is funny and even more homophobic

Like that’s different from saying you disagree. Clovis8, even though tabby is a straggot to the best of my knowledge, was closer to the former than the latter with his emphasis

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https://x.com/nypost/status/1853462611074920944?t=OsAqyzGTpo4GC-5JoxFMSw&s=19

Jesus Christ what fucking nerds

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I am choosing to remain blissfully ignorant of anything involving a squirrel and the election. I don’t have time for that bullshit

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Peanut’s saga has pierced through to exactly 0.0000% of fence-sitting normies and will move 0.0001% of demotivated Trumpers to actually get to the polls.

Great closing message guys. A circle-jerk with the terminally online base.

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https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1853628258350248412?t=ziKvT3HFtnGrCr43QgnEkg&s=19

It’s kinda too bad X is such shit. He could have gone on some more about poor Peanut.

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Welp we had fun and we learned a few things that’s what’s important

I saw the squirrel/racoon thing on tik tok a couple days ago. But I missed the part on how this became Trump/Vance’s last desperate battle cry?

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My take as well. “The market talks to me when I’m alone and it’s telling me something” basically

Elon amplified and fed it back to them.

Eta and he’s proud of it

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1853555238726475839?t=vtf8K30L_lXybqsY2A3YZA&s=19

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https://twitter.com/LeastHesFunny_/status/1853614196648276474

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FYI, Nate Silver will be running the final simulation in a couple mins from now, results a half hour after that.

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Election Day in eastern time. Let us gogogo.

Dixville Notch votes starting soon.

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Hopium injection: Pennsylvania elections guru predicts Harris +2.

https://x.com/blockedfreq/status/1853635825931554819

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https://twitter.com/USA_Polling/status/1853593741656830272

I have some ideas

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I know this bit well, dlk9s. I was at Just For Laughs in Montreal the year Mulaney was touring that show. Probably saw 30 shows over the week and there were so many Trump jokes pandering to Canadians for easy applause.

As the week went on, I just couldn’t handle another hacky Trump joke, there were so many of them. Our last night was Saturday and Mulaney does the horse as a hospital administrator bit. Never mentions Trump by name and it was perfect. Like what did you think was going to happen when you let a horse run the hospital? So good.

Thanks for posting the clip. Going to revisit it now.

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Dixville Notch results:
Harris 3
Trump 3

Biden swept 5-0 in 2020.

:harold:

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By my calcultions this either spells boom or doom for us depending on my mood at the second.

(It went to clinton and biden last two elections)