2024 US Presidential Election: First Polls Close in 24 Hours

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I will be wearing my Harris Walz camo hat and drinking coffee and or hot cocoa out my Harris Walz mug. Maybe hiding under the covers.

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The drunkest I’ve been in the last decade was when Trump won in 2016 and I cussed out all my Trump supporting family members heh

Surely I’ve matured a lot in the last 8 years and will be able to handle another Trump victory in a dignified manner

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https://x.com/NickKnudsenUS/status/1852775730322813169

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I will be standing back and standing by.

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I’ll be working because I’m a man

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Wow weird it’s almost like any political careerist who said not to make the entire ballgame about abortion should be too embarrassed to ever leave the house again, but of course will never feel like they were ever wrong about anything

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Pizza

Probably not a bad idea. I don’t imagine Ill feel like cooking that night

https://x.com/taniel/status/1852848610687242583?s=46

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https://x.com/CWiebrecht/status/1852848810155708903?t=Qv1fJZZ7RiRL2G2ie5U-YA&s=19

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Wtf?!?! And they’re like the Iowa gold standard right?

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I still refuse to get my hopes up. I’m too scarred from thinking Trump was going to get wrecked and we were going to send all the deplorables back to their hole in 2016.

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Obv this will not happen, but credit to Ann Selzer for doing a real poll and reporting the actual results, instead of massaging the numbers into something that seems “reasonable,” which is what everybody else seems to be doing.

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Go home, polling. You’re drunk.

The check bounced.

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