Does your mom have an inability to type Kamala or are those just typos/autocorrect?
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âMom, why should the tax code favor married people when 50% of all marriages fail?â
That wouldâve been the least hostile response I would have texted.
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I feel like that money is intended to make less businesses fail. But I am not a maga Republican.
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This is scary. The malware intercepts legitimate bank phone calls.
Itâs wild how they appear to be complete non-sequiturs.
âHey I think I left my sweater in your carâ
âKarla said she wants to triple the number of sex changes for migrant prisoners and toddlers. And a high school in California is looking to add some of these trans prisoners to their girls soccer team.â
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she must be spelling it incorrectly and then having it auto correct, not sure if sheâs deliberately leaving it in though, probably not
lol that would have been a dagger
I thought about bringing up president trump giving businesses a trillion dollars in coronavirus relief
but why bother, none of what she believes makes sense, itâs all just owning the libs
If she accidentally texted you twice and never did so before, I would worry that her mind is going.
Pretty scary right? Iâm just trying to have breakfast with my mom and sheâs busy sending dozens of insane politics texts every single day with my 80 year old aunt, who Iâm pretty sure binge watches Fox News every single waking moment.
itâs possible, but she has done this 10x before and frequently butt dials me.
and yeah itâs just her sister with a similar name, she doesnât accidentally text me instead of her hairstylist or something.
a couple years ago I went to the beach at dawn, accidentally stumbled upon the aftermath of a smugglers boat crash landing, texted my mom about it, and a few hours later I got this nasty text meant for her sister about how âillegalsâ were breaking into the country or something shitty.
the landing happened right next to a good friend of mines parents house and they interviewed my friends mom on the news, all panicked like âI hope people didnât drown, I ran down to the beach and tried to help themâ
And then to contrast that with my own motherâs reaction was just so so sad.
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Nah. All the rich bros gonna be stashing assets in trusts. Or giving it to their kids. Or hiding it in a variety of ways. Probably some combo of the above.
Neat way for someone to secretly kill off their wife.
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Change sacrificed to dropped into a vat of hungry rats
Every account has to be assigned to somebody.
If the kids are rich, they are still in line for next year.
I know this is just a fun hypothetical, but rich people shield/hide assets from taxes and such all the time. This would just be another one. Loser would be the guy with worst accountants/financial planners.
Another one.
Reverse lottery.
For every 10 K over 100 mil anyone owns they go into the death lottery and we pull out 25 losers.
They then go into a battle royal situation so we can see that these folks, did not in fact, get rich due to their abilities.
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It is not radical enough. I donât think they should be sacrificed, like killed. But I do think the richest should be stripped of their assets, be put in timeout for some time, then they can come back and try it again! They get to live knowing all that money is gone. It would be a living hell.
Weâll see who really has the highest quality bootstraps!
This is the plot line in an episode of Sliders.