2024 LC Thread: Name That Tune

It’s actually ending in 3 weeks

RIP ICQ

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Throttling is a crime

this guy emails

Someone had an old standup bit about the crime called “Mayhem” and how crazy that sounds compared to the names of other crimes.

You’re in jail with a bunch of people convicted of assault, burglary, etc and someone asked what you did and you just scream MAYHEM and they know not to fuck with you because you’re basically Hannibal Lecter.

That guy didn’t just assault his wife, what he did was so messed up we’re inventing new slang words for it.

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Patrice Miller’s body was discovered inside her Downieville home on Nov. 8, 2023, by Sierra County Sheriff’s Office deputies who had been summoned to conduct a welfare check. Deputies discovered a grisly scene with evidence that a bear had been inside, likely for several days, feeding on the woman’s remains, authorities said.

Initially, investigators thought she had died prior to the bear’s entry. However, an autopsy report completed last month revealed that Miller was killed when the animal swiped or bit her neck, Sierra County Sheriff Mike Fisher told KCRA-TV.

Lovely

Yep, there are a ton of stories right now of bears in homes in the foothills. Nothing to worry about, totally natural, not a consequence of global warming or anything.

Read a great quote today in Naomi Klein’s recent book Doppelgänger that we could pay more heed to, myself included.

The lefts mantra should be,

Be hard on structures but soft on people.

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Had a bear story here yesterday. Just up the road. The bear climbed a tree, the animal control people came and darted it. It fell out of the tree 15’ onto concrete. Dude said it would probably be fine, hey they’re tough. Idk man, concrete is tough too. Anyway, they released it and said it was ok. Bear probably knows not to come back.

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https://x.com/BrendanNyhan/status/1798391578911973751?t=WtTn1HNc2G81yd6W_MPJ-w&s=19

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Jimmies being rustled by Miss Alabama and Miss Maryland.

I fricking love dogs.

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Let’s check in with the expert.

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https://x.com/Johnnypapa64/status/1798334354151579696

This is mesmerizing and sad.

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Is 2p2 down for anyone else?

I’ve been getting “server can’t find site” all morning.

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That’s not good

Well…

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Oh good lord - I’ve got a pair of eights and I don’t know what to do!

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Wait until UP hears about this!

https://x.com/forivadell_/status/1798514089368662236

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:harold:

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