Start running over to my neighbors and offer to buy their house. Pretty sure one of them would take it.
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Yeah, or checking Zillow quick for a nearby circa $400k listing.
Holidays and a flash Airbnb
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There are some fancy art galleries nearby. They probably take cash.
have an Aston Martin dealership about 15 minutes away. should have enough for 2 and a lease
None of those transactions can be completed in 30 mins. I think there was a 2p2 question like this a little while back. Im going to buy a cookie from my wife for 500k.
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The correct answer is sports cards.
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If I were close enough to one, I would buy the high end inventory of a large liquor store.
ebay > tom brady rookie card > sort highest price + shipping
pretty sure you could spend $500k in 3 minutes just buying graded jordan rookies.
edit: one search and i found multiple psa 10 jordan rookies. might take 30 seconds actually
In 30 minutes I should be able to buy up blocks of first class, round-trip seats on various long-distance flights.
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Is it cash? Assuming thereās no way to convert that cash into a useable way to buy stuff online Iām headed straight to the high end watch/jewelry store. Youād probably run out of time while theyāre trying to count the money though.
Burn it
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Iām buying this trunk
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Hilarious that you can click ābuy nowā and it takes you to a generic Shopify checkout page. I was going to order it but unfortunately there is no Klarna option.
I wonder if Iām going to get an email tomorrow āhey it looks like youāve forgot somethingā¦ you left a $425,000 box in your cart, but donāt worry weāve saved it for you!ā
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I think it becomes a lot more interesting if youāre forced to keep whatever you buy and you canāt launder it through family or resell.
Iām on team car, or team pay it all to a travel planner to then plan a vacation over a longer period of time.
no idea if itās possible to feed that much cash into a machine in 30 minutes, but if jackpot is ~$500m, the EV of 250k powerball tickets, is ~$500k.
Just donāt use it in the fall or winter or the Rich Kids of Instagram will point at you and laugh.
I spent 10 minutes seeing if I could spend 500k online on fancy Japanese whisky, itās surprisingly hard. They donāt hold more than one bottle of the expensive stuff, and most were 40k per bottle
On a side note.
Iām not sure which would upset me more.
Paying $25 delivery on a 40,000 bottle, or paying $360. Both seem nuts
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Update. Iāve spent more time than I should have in the last hour
The advertising algorithms in the next week is gonna be nuts
Edit.
I just had a phone call from a sales person asking if I want to buy the 120k used LandCruiser I was looking at online.
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