2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

my family hates turkey (bland bird that takes forever to cook properly and I’ve had maybe one good bite of in my entire life) so we do filet mignon and lobster. the only real thing I ever miss is stuffing, but I typically make a crapload for myself at home on friday

I think it is, everyone I know who lives in SoCal talks about it aspirationally but never actually buys anything there

has anyone done a economics research paper on the amazon wishlist and its effect on aggregate deadweight loss? it has to be massive.

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1595634157601771521

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reminder: dog shows are rigged and run by eugenicist nazis

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1595827003290443776

Sir that’s a sheep.

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Some very fancy people brought three of those to the dog park one day and my shepherds went fucking nuts over them. The owners were very unhappy and begged us to call our dogs off, so we leashed them up, but how dumb do you have to be to think bringing lambs to a dog park is a good idea?

140lbs of unbridled enthusiasm

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https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article269144952.html

A man got 800 gallons of gas for a penny each — and now he’s in trouble, according to authorities in Texas.

Deputies were called to the gas station on Monday, Nov. 21, after a business reported a man was using some type of device “to manipulate the price of fuel.”

A man was detained, and deputies found a remote in his pocket, according to a news release from Harris County Constable Mark Herman.

That remote kept the pump from registering the amount of gas he was taking, authorities said.

In total, authorities said the man stole 800 gallons of gas for $8.

He was arrested and booked into the Harris County Jail on a charge of “unlawful use of criminal instrument or mechanical security device” and other federal charges, according to the release.

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Seems like another example of he would have gotten away with it easily if he hadn’t been so fucking greedy. 800 gallons lmao

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JFC

https://twitter.com/redditcfb/status/1595857422522142720?s=46&t=pEHaapuxB0NY-o0gjkKPmQ

So Stanford went hardcore after someone who spilled a cup of coffee on someone. Just ignore that she did it in defense of her minor teammate who was sexually assaulted.

A six page letter threatening her scholastic career and her known life because she dumped a cup of coffee on a creep.

I hope the family gets all the endowment.

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I’d be careful before assuming that’s what happened. The way that’s written it could have just mentioned expulsion as a possibility.

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https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1595538431387508736

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That is a threat, in my opinion. I wonder if the rapist got a similar six page letter.

Good lord, Costco pies are enormous.

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Today’s fun fact

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Right? I too just had a delicious slice of a pizza-sized pumpkin pie. (Ok, two delicious slices.)

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Pecan and apple here. Delicious, but so so much.

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Speaking to soldiers, Herschel Walker described his “dumb as a brick”-streetwise son, Christian, as an “ugly” baby with a “long head” that “looked like an alien” from the “x-files,” and blamed his wife’s “awful genes.”

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