2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

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Look at this fuckin asshole

2_2_a

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a second crypto investor has been found dismembered.

https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1691827975396716792?s=20

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Grooming - Have you ever seen a driver driving the car and putting on mascara or lipstick or shaving at the same time, with their eyes in the rearview mirror and not on the road? This is extremely dangerous.

Wait this is what grooming is??

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If they were on the blockchain they can still be reassembled.

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Why didn’t they stop? Are they stupid?

tworanstopsign

I like how whether or not you “click to play again” it always plays again

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Reminded me of this story I saw of a beer truck driver hanging out with a solo five year old thanks to some corporate training.

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This site has FRAMES and maybe was the last site in the internets built with MS frontpage so I may have been scamed

It is kind of funny how because of right wing panic everyone’s getting training on how to spot sex trafficking, even when it makes little sense. Like why would a delivery guy need to know about sex trafficking?

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Don’t…try to read your VIN whilst driving? Or whatever this guy is doing. He does have a brain though, you can see it right there in the picture, so I guess he’s just a dumbass.

baddrivingposture

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Looks like a “don’t dance and drive” warning.

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Put your left foot in and you shake it all about :musical_note:

“It’s tan mom, bitch”

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Aight, what’s the story on tan mom? I haven’t heard of her.

“Marjorie Taylor-Brown”

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She is very tan.

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She’s 32 years old.

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Apparently lots of serial killers are truck drivers so I suspect that runaways and hitchhikers might hang out at gas stations or truck stops?

That guy was a 2+2 poster

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Justice is blind drunk

This is only relevant because the stupid illegal warrant was about the paper’s unpublished article about the owner of a local restaurant’s history of drunk driving

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