2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

Cracker Barrel is the place you drive past when you’re on your way to a Bob Evans.

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I don’t think I’ve ever been in a cracker barrel, but I have a positive impression of them because they are known for letting people who live in their vehicles park overnight.

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I am legit pissed at Reddit. My sub just happens to be up too. Why they are following elno’s lead just baffles me

the problem with cracker barrel isn’t the food, which is amazing if you are into that sort of thing. It’s having to navigate that Disney-like gift shop going in and out of the place. Gods forbid you take your young kid in there with you. If you don’t buy them something, that little fucker is gonna at least try to lift it.

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https://twitter.com/TheDarkAlakazam/status/1666968492258598913

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Did you say utes?

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At Cracker Barrel you can get chicken & dumplings, country ham, meatloaf and grits for like $8

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What’s up with the name? The only way I know “cracker” is a derogatory term for poor rural white people.

Also, this is about to be a crazy weekend. Moving in w my partner, getting ready to sell my house, and in the process introduce two cats.
Also, it’s discount ounce day at the local dispensary, but that happens every week.

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What’s True
The origins of the pejorative term “cracker” can be traced in part back to the shortening of the term “whip-cracker.”

Did not know the whips reference. Ugh.

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https://twitter.com/ViktoriaMullova/status/1666812287091605506?t=dV-ybhoH8rM4EosvIT7wMA&s=19

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What a journey.

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1665032248381575168

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https://twitter.com/ncrohawk/status/1666946404160352257

https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1666950013895991297

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It’s also a food

Or across the pond, it’s something exciting

Like, it actually means something exciting, or it means “something exciting?” I googled and found “someone acting crazy” which I’m just going to think about whenever I go by a Cracker Barrel now.

I think they could say “Did you see the match? What a cracker!”

Might be an older generations thing

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I assumed their aesthetic was low-key camp this whole time, it ruins the effect when they just openly announce they’re pro-LGBT.

so at the thrift store I see a bunch of Bill O’Reilly books (they’ll probably be gone by the next time I go in, so you get entire old someone’s books dumped on them at once so that’s standard if they’re into politics) but what caught my eye, is both laura and barbara bush’s books. I can’t fathom how sad your life must be to buy a book titled barbara bush’s memoirs. Maybe that’s just me tho.