There once was a man from Holland.
Whose country he profusely pollened
But the men from the Hague
thought his offspring the plague
No more seed for the land of orange
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How many of his offspring are going to end up unknowingly having sex with a sibling?
In before PornHub has a category for this.
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Tell me you haven’t watched porn since the 90s without telling me you haven’t watched porn since the 90s
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I’m dying LMAOOOOOO
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Try “hand stuck in dryer”
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Neither, he is really into workwear and he’s Asian-American
Porn sites block certain search terms that can relate to criminal activity.
That’s why there’s a bunch of stepbrother/sister videos and not brother/sister videos.
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I guess I missed the whole wave of “My lover and I had the same sperm donor dad” videos.
I’ll defer to your much more expansive porn knowledge.
Rule 34 man
Glory, glory what a terrible scansion,
Glory, glory what a terrible scansion,
Glory, glory what a terrible scansion,
And the rhyme’s no good either.
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Obama: Goddamn, she just got a concussion.
Lolololol
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lol some dude just donated $100 million to the University of Chicago’s business school.
For just the PhD program.
These AI videos are weirding me out man
https://twitter.com/ChristianF369/status/1651607149804498946
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