Not going to lie here, if you had presented this menu as if it was satirical I would have totally beleived you. At any rate, I am glad they have a The Buckeye as a diet option for those of us counting calories.
Anyway, I love Sharktank and may have to look up this episode.
Another memory - in the 80s when bagels became popular in the US, Kraft had the leading brand for a while. They called them (not making this up) Lenderās Bagels.
What was so original and/or challenging about the concept of a super-de-duper ice cream parlor that they needed to go on Shark Tank? Was it just to finance an expansion?
Crumbl, which makes their cookies from recipes taken from the internet and are from personal experience mediocre at best, is the fastest growing cookie company in the country. If that means anything. Oddly enough, they started in Utah, where the natives take some damn pride in their cookies.