2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

I would sign up for that if I thought there was such a thing as a moderate Republican. Are there any left that voted to impeach Trump? I mean along with a decent deal on committee assignments, the debt ceiling and so on.

Think there are 2.

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YES! HAHAHA YES!

Almost worth it

https://twitter.com/victorerikray/status/1611131328149311488?s=20&t=ZjXUz1kHbW59ixXvVtMPEQ

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The Reps have lost their security clearance and are no longer permitted in the Capitol room designated for classified information.

:pray:

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Is there any hope he would be so depressed by it that he offs himself?

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1611219077346861056?t=nPoZtS7uEuFoKwpzr_CBCQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1611219079326466048?t=-mmaMUkpGMrlSNQxh3kIlA&s=19

From Speaker of the House to The House Whisperer.

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They can just go down to Trump’s storage room in Florida and get all the classified documents they want.

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The only thing that’s clear to me from watching the floor negotiations is that these trolls secretly fantasize about AOC, and that she could hypnotize and peel off enough of them to win the speakership right now if not for the fact that the corporate puppet Manchurian candidates from her own party would nix it. Not that there’s any shame in that–she is a bone fide Ms. OOT after all.

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These two are really starting to hit it off.
https://twitter.com/jessebyrnes/status/1611207318867247105?t=vkbRVUiwBy8S9WpYBWGNtw&s=19

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https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/1611124601467318272?s=46&t=p8LD2cgAkEDUBJzkGrkF4w

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https://twitter.com/Biedersam/status/1611105466196676627

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“We’re going to make progress today. We’re going to shock you,” McCarthy told reporters as he arrived on Capitol Hill Friday morning, adding, “We’re going to get it done.”

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In the not too distant future,

MTG:

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