Correction: tiolet
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Kurt Vonnegut was just the realest mfer who ever lived.
“I fully expected that by the time I was 21, some scientist … would have taken a color photograph of God Almighty and sold it to Popular Mechanics magazine,” he said. “What actually happened … was that we dropped scientific truth on Hiroshima.”
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Wait so the Kurt Vonnegut who still tweets every now and then is…?
Verified 
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KV
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Marriage pro tip: Don’t send your wife the Vince Gif after she sends you a boob pic.
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Whose boob was it?
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Which vince???
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The whole spectrum. Vince 1 - 4. Seemed like a compliment to me.
She’s mad you didn’t include 
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Pretty nice brag, though.
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Out of all the children’s books I’ve read lately “Don’t Eat Me Chupacabra” is my favorite. Why am I introducing chupacabras to my daughter at 9 months? I’m not sure, but the constant threat of murder in a child appropriate way is funny to me
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https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1591302554264436736
https://twitter.com/buckheadlawyer/status/1591467091756199936
I feel very old and confused right now.
Btw Natalie Shafer (Lovey) was 64, and Jim Backus was 51 years younger. Men definitely did age badly back then. Probably booze, cigarettes, and no sunscreen.
kids love cryptids
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I honestly don’t know which thread to put this in, so LC it is. But this isn’t LC at all.
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I’m in hotel quarantine in China right now. I’m supposed to be putting these tablets in the toilet to disinfect my shit and piss every time I use it. Is this actually a thing that accomplishes anything?
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Do the Chinese reuse unprocessed waste water?