The wife is banging Kevin.
This level of obliviousness is tacit permission from the husband IMO.
This is like when you go too HAM in eu4 and get a coalition war against you.
Oh. Not sure I love the idea coworkers can’t be friendly without assuming cheating. I am very close with several female coworkers I am not sleeping with.
If you read the rest of the tweet thread it’s clearly a parody.
https://mobile.twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1580287797881016320
It’s clearly a parody from what was posted here!
The best thing about Taco Cabana is you can eat there at 3:00 AM.
I hope Kevin and Dan’s wife have a prosperous future.
AH LOL. I’m dense apparently.
We have those too. No comparison.
Las Palapas was a 24 hour joint too back then.
And lying about the wine. No screw top is worth $400.
(but yes, no wine in a plain white unbranded screwtop is worth $400)
I’ve only ever used one of those phrases in an email. The translation is accurate.
Well shit, I use several of those in an honest fashion. I hope the people I’m emailing don’t think I’m an asshole.
Like when I say “hope this helps, let me know if you have any questions” I’m literally hoping that it helps and am indicating that I’m happy to answer further questions. My bad.
Same.